Abi Funny - HALF A COW?

I think I've said this a lot...but my daughter cracks me up every single day! Oh to be in her head even for a few minutes!

Here's the latest funnies:

Yesterday was a busy day and we didn't get home until later on in the evening. We had done some grocery shopping before arriving at the house. When we got there, we sent abi to the dining room (aka - her craft table) to do some coloring, and Billy and I got busy (get your mind out of the gutter) putting away the food.

Billy then notices that we have some messages, he continues putting the food away as I go to check who called us (not very many people do, so it's always exciting to see who has!)...

It's a message from Billy's sister who was asking us if we would be interested in splitting the cost of some meat...her exact words "do you want half a cow?". So, I then proceed to tell Billy that his sister called, to which this conversation unfolds (remember, abi is sitting at the table in her own little world, looking like she is not paying much attention to us at all).

Me: "hun, that was your sister"

Husband: "which one?"

Me: "D"

Husband: "what she want?"

Me: "she want's to know if we want to go halfers on a cow"

At this point abi pops her head up wide eyed and says: "We CAN'T get a COW, we already have a dog!"

NEXT ONE:

One of my greatest friends of all time is getting married Dec. 16th. I have a long history with Terrance, and love him deeply. His family has gone through one hell of a year, one that not very many people could get through. I am very happy for Terrance, giddy actually...he deserves the happiness that he is feeling and the love he is getting (get your mind out of the gutter!!)

Anyway, Terrence calls last night and wanted to ask if Abi would be a flower girl at the wedding. Of course, being a girly girl myself, I was SO honored that Terrance would want MY devil daughter in his wedding (did I say devil, I mean angel). I hand abi the phone and tell her that uncle Terrance wants to talk to her...this is the one sided conversation:

Me: "abs, uncle terrance wants to talk to you"

Abi: "why?"

Me: "just talk to him"

Abi: "hi"

Terrance: don't know what he is saying

Abi: "um, well, I can't, I'm only a child"

Terrance: don't know what he is saying

Abi: "I guess I could give you one of my dolls, but they don't talk (laughter here)

Terrance: again, no clue what he is saying

Abi: "well, I guess so, if that's what you want...okay, sure..."

Terrance: who knows what he is saying here

Abi: "well, I can where my pink dress, it'll do"